Monday, April 25, 2011

TODAYS TOP HEADLINE:

        Well today we have some really juicy gossip. A recent virus has been infecting people around the globe.  The White blood cell police people cell things. are trying to track him down. If you see him please notify them. Here is his profile:
        This virus ( like most others) cause the flu, the common cold, AIDS, and a type of cancer too. OMG he is sooo mean! He also infects ANIMALS! Like poor little innocent puppies... :'(! This virus also infects plants but they aren't that cute so yeah.

           A virus can cause that sad Lil puppy! IT'S NOT EVEN ALIVE! It's too tiny and not complex that it doesn't count as being alive.
           So how do you get sick from a virus? What viruses do is hijack a cell. They put their genetic material inside the cell and the cell makes reproductions of the virus. 
          Sadly, the poor cell doesn't make it through =(. So, how can we catch viruses like these? Well the white blood cells take care of that. When the virus enters the body, antibodies flag the virus and then the white blood cells go nom nom nom. Also, antibodies can destroy the virus if the white blood cells don't catch it.

           Also, make sure you cover your mouth when you sneeze to avoid giving the virus to anybody else...Well unless it's you enemy. If that's the case then sneeze directly in their face! BWAHAHAHHA!  Well anyway, you can get vaccinations so you don't get some viruses like chicken pox. Vaccine shots are when you inject some of the disease into your body. All the white blood cells and antibodies react. They remember the disease so if it enters again, it will immanently get destroyed.
        Oh and you know computer viruses? Well they're a lot like viruses. They take control of the computer like a ghost would take over someones body or something like that. Viruses take control.
      No one likes having a virus. Some can make you really sick. This is why the ugly little virus black spiky thing must be caught. Call 1-800-omg what is that ugly black spiky thing outside my door if you see the virus. 

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