OMG I AM NEVER EATING CHICKEN AGAIN! =O

  Well it's 1984 right now and apparently I have a new virus called the chicken pox. Wow this really sucks. One, I look AWFUL! It's like if someone stabbed me with a red paintbrush over and over again! Second, there is this awful fever! And then there is the worst symptom... THE ITCH! I want to itch it sooo bad but my Momma says if I do then I will have nasty old scars! LIKE EW!! When I complain to my Mother she always says the same thing!
       So this is basically what happend: I was fine for 10 days ( the incubation period) and whatnot but then these weird bumpy red things started apperaing and I started itching like crazy. So I started to FREAK Out!
" MOTHER! AHH! AH! IM TURNING INTO A RED BLOB!"
" That's chicken pox.."
" OH MY GOSH! I GOT THIS FROM EATING CHICKEN!?"
      

     Luckily you don't get chicken pox from eating chicken. You get it from varicella zoster virus. I still can't go to school because chicken pox is extremely contaigous. Well actually I know a few people I'd LOVE to get sick! But anyway, I look like I got mauled by a phscotic chicken. In fact, that's where the name chicken pox origanlly came from.

      Wow that really looks like it could peck you to death. Well at least I'm getting this stupid thing over with. It turns out that once you get chciken pox once you usually dont get it again. Unless you get it when you're in your 60s or 70s so could get shingles. This is a disease where the red bumps get into your nervous system. It can be terribly painful. Wow I hope they make a vaccination for this disease. AHHH! It itches sooo bad! Must...not....scratch......

     

       YAY! Good news! I just found out some remidies for the itching. You can take a bath of oatmeal...YUCK! I can also use Calamine lotion. That's sounding a whole better than an oatmeal bath. Well the only thing to do now is wait it out. It will be 5 more days before I feel batter again =(.

5 DAYS LATER:

        Wow I feel soo much better but I still can't go anywhere because I'm contagious! ( rolls eyes) The good news is that it's over! =D



         1995

       Wow look what I just read:

       Daily newspaper

      A new vaccine for the well known disease chicken box has been discovered. You can get it at the nearest doctor's office. There is also a new medicine called Zovirax! Now not as many people are getting sick with chcken pox!       Wow this is awesome! Not as many people are getting sick So bye peepz! =)

TODAYS TOP HEADLINE:

        Well today we have some really juicy gossip. A recent virus has been infecting people around the globe.  The White blood cell police people cell things. are trying to track him down. If you see him please notify them. Here is his profile:
        This virus ( like most others) cause the flu, the common cold, AIDS, and a type of cancer too. OMG he is sooo mean! He also infects ANIMALS! Like poor little innocent puppies... :'(! This virus also infects plants but they aren't that cute so yeah.

           A virus can cause that sad Lil puppy! IT'S NOT EVEN ALIVE! It's too tiny and not complex that it doesn't count as being alive.
           So how do you get sick from a virus? What viruses do is hijack a cell. They put their genetic material inside the cell and the cell makes reproductions of the virus. 
          Sadly, the poor cell doesn't make it through =(. So, how can we catch viruses like these? Well the white blood cells take care of that. When the virus enters the body, antibodies flag the virus and then the white blood cells go nom nom nom. Also, antibodies can destroy the virus if the white blood cells don't catch it.

           Also, make sure you cover your mouth when you sneeze to avoid giving the virus to anybody else...Well unless it's you enemy. If that's the case then sneeze directly in their face! BWAHAHAHHA!  Well anyway, you can get vaccinations so you don't get some viruses like chicken pox. Vaccine shots are when you inject some of the disease into your body. All the white blood cells and antibodies react. They remember the disease so if it enters again, it will immanently get destroyed.
        Oh and you know computer viruses? Well they're a lot like viruses. They take control of the computer like a ghost would take over someones body or something like that. Viruses take control.
      No one likes having a virus. Some can make you really sick. This is why the ugly little virus black spiky thing must be caught. Call 1-800-omg what is that ugly black spiky thing outside my door if you see the virus. 

EWUGH! IM GLAD ITS OVER

           SO.. how many of you had to do the science fair? I asked all my friends and came up with the same answer... no and I'm glad I don't have to. >=( !  So I'm sort of a procrastinator so I decided to choose a topic soon. So i picked this weaving cloth thing. Then I decided that was to snoring soo i chose something that interests me... MAKING PERFUME! SNIFF SNIFF... inside joke... So anyway, that also got boring so i chose to do a... um hyg.. hyj...ACK! Ok so it was this hair thing, okay? But.. that also got too snoring for my taste. So FINALLY i chose to to this fear factor thing where you scare the living daylights out of people. Hehhehehhe.
                So what I did is I scared all different people. It was soooo funny! I told Celine there was a bee on her head and she freaked out and ran and screamed and hit me. BWAHAHHAHA.... sorry Celine. As for my friend Sormeh, I showed her a scary movie and... let's just say she had a very unusual scared face. The funniest was when I showed my friend Dorsa the scary maze game.  She fell out of the chair and landed on one of my cats. It's okay. He isn't hurt although, he did make an odd squawking sound after she landed on him.

                  That's basically what happened. So anyway, after I did my experimenting, I had to do a bunch of work on the stupid poster board. It was a TOTAL waste of glue!!!!!! One night, I got so tired that I glued my foot to a piece of peper by accident. That took some explaining... Anyways, by the 27th I was finished... well at least I though so... but then I was looking at my poster board and then I'm like:  WHAT A MINUTE I FORGOT THE PICTURES!  So I had to invite my friends over... we took some "interesting" pictures. FINALLY I was FINISHED! So then all the stress just disappeared! =D this is me: lol
       So finally it was Monday ( the day it was due) and it was POURING rain... of all days?????? I made my dad do all the work for me anyway... I also took the umbrella. BWAHHAHA!  So eventually we got it to the PAC building...
          The next day I wasn't nervous at all until my "friends" (kidding) told me the judges were all phycopaths that didn't  blink at all... AHH!  So now I was really nervous

            Well it wasn't that bad. The judges wern't pyscopaths at all thank god. The one thing that irratated me is that you couldn't read their expressions so I have absulutley no idea if they liked my project or not. Oh well.. I'm just glad all that stressful work is over! 

CREEPY!!!!

                           Okay so yesterday was the awards ceremony. I knew I wasn't going to win anything so i'm not dissapointed. YEAH! LOSERS! But I did get awesome stuff from the bake sale! LIKE OMG! There is no good videos! GRRrr. Okay so bye bye bye!

THIS IS WHY I DON'T READ...

           PAPER CUT!!!!! CALL 911! AHHHH! BLOOD! Um Kate. Here's a band aid. M'kay. Stupid book. Wow blood isn't all that disgusting. It's actually pretty cool. Blood is the reason I'm typing this blog right now. It keeps you alive! Believe it or not, blood has many different components inside it like Red blood cells. So obviously they're red. But do you know why? It's actually because they're full of oxygen. Also, they're called erythroytes. I'm not even going to try to pronounce that. Another awesome fact is that there is about 50 MILLION RED BLOOD CELLS IN EACH drop of blood! Wow.  Here's a pic.

        OK so now onto white blood cells. They have an other complicated name: Leukocytes????? The good thing about these cells is that they keep you from getting sick. That obviously isn't the case with me. To get rid of germs, they eat them. That has to be unhealthy for you. In every drop of blood, there's about 100,000 of these big guys.



AW LOLLIPOP! the middle 1 is a white blood cell!

            So what keeps you from bleeding to death when you get a cut or something? Well, things called platelets help your blood to clot so you can't bleed to death.

           So what else is in your blood? Believe it or not one of the main things in your blood is plasma. Plasma has chemicals in it that help you from getting sick. It's also a clear color because its made mostly of water.

           Okay so now another big word. UGH! Hemoglobin is in Red Blood Cells. It helps deliver oxygen to your lungs.

        Did you know there are different types of blood? There is A+, A-, B+, B-, AB+,AB-,O+, and O-. It's important to know your blood type in case you have to have a blood transplant. If you need to get a transplant, then you have to get your same type of blood type. With O blood, you can give to anyone and they will be okay. With AB blood you can receive from every type. If you have A+ blood type and you get blood from a B-, you might perish. HA HA that word makes me laugh! Also, you get your blood type from your parents.

             So... would you ever give blood? I most likely would not, because I'd be kicking the person who's trying to stab me with a needle.... but that's just me. You have to be 17 to give blood anyway. Here's a weird video. LAL!

WAIT!!! Before I end the blog I want to share one more cool fact: Crabs have blue blood because of the copper in their blood! AWESOME right? Ok so bye! LAL! =D